Dear Jack, Why do you insist on fishing for compliments? -Joe
Dear Joe, I enjoy fishing. In a couple of weeks I am going on a trip to go after the Mighty Gefilte, king of all fish. As you probably know the Mighty Gefilte is among the largest and most dangerous fish to hunt. They are big, mean and nasty and they spit shmaltz. Remember that scene in Ghostbusters in which Bill Murray is â€œslimed?â€ Well they got their inspiration from a fishing trip the director went on.
Dear Jack, What do you think of March Madness? -Tim
Tim, you have clearly confused me with Shifra.
Jack, We have heard your voice. Now when will you post some pictures of yourself? -Kim
Kim, There must be at least a dozen pictures of me on the blog. Dig through the archives. In the interim imagine someone tall, dark and handsome. That is not me.
Jack, Treppenwitz has minions and DovBear has cubs. What do you have? -Tom
I have Shola Rhodes.