A Little Reader Feedback
Here are some of the recent notes I have received from readers.
You used to be funny. What happened?
You used to have hair. What happened?
Jack (could be considered a funny retort, or just snarky.)
Why don’t we see any pictures of you?
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I wonder about people with porn star names.
Is that your wife wearing the cockroach?
No, it is my brother Franz Kafka.
Stacey’s blog needs updating. You usually pretend to be her and you. What are you going to do about it?
Congratulations, you made it on this list twice. Now if you only made sense we might have something to work with.
Why doesn’t your penis talk to you like Neilochka?
I used to be funny without resorting to dick jokes. Or didn’t you read Sam’s comment from above.
I know that you wrote Datingmistress Jerusalem. Just admit it.
I guess that you are trying to be mysterious. A word of advice, when you do this don’t email me from your office.