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Phony doctor arrested after fake breast exams

“Broward Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested a 76-year-old man Thursday who they say was going door-to-door in a Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood offering free breast exams.

Two women accepted the exams, BSO officials said.

At about 9 a.m., BSO investigators say, Philip Winikoff drove to an apartment complex near the 3200 block of Northwest 40th Street. Carrying a black ”doctor’s” bag, he walked up to the building and told a 36-year-old woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams.

The woman let Winikoff, of Coconut Creek, into her apartment and the phony doctor began the exam. The woman told police that after Winikoff touched her breasts, he moved his hand to her genitals and further assaulted her. Realizing he was not a doctor, she called BSO, but Winikoff had already left her apartment and found another victim; a 33-year-old woman in the same complex.

Deputies found Winikoff on Northwest 40th Street and arrested him.”

“Clinical web site may be target of porn seekers
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) – It seems that online dermatological images, intended as a references for doctors, are sometimes being used pruriently.The idea that a searchable archive of clinical photographs was being misused first occurred to the site’s curators when they noticed a marked jump in queries for images of genital areas.

In light of this, Dr. Christoph U. Lehmann and colleagues, from Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, emphasize in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology that “anonymous misuse of collaborative archives must be anticipated, addressed and prevented to preserve their integrity and the integrity of the learning communities they support.”

The researchers assessed request patterns received by the site over a 6-month period, in terms of diagnosis, age group and anatomic site.

Of the more than 7800 dermatological images available on the site, 5.5 percent involve genital regions. However, 12 percent of queries for a specific diagnosis involved a genital area. Also, 37 percent of the requests for an anatomic site involved a genital region, and 12 percent of the 10,000 free text queries were for images of genitalia.”

US comedian called world’s ‘unsexiest’ man

“BOSTON (Reuters) – Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac Inc. duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned “unsexiest man in the world” by an alternative newspaper on Tuesday.

“The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman,” The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes. Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper’s 100th-least sexy man.”

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  1. Zeruel April 22, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    The net is overloades with (free) porn, why would you need a dermatological picture to get your fix? Unless you have some crazy medical fetish….

  2. Jack's Shack April 21, 2006 at 3:45 pm

    I once ate a pickle that looked like the Virgin Mary. Ok, I suppose I should get ready to run because someone shouting blasphemy is going to come after me,


    Lovitz is a fine guy with a tremendous singing voice.

  3. Sweettooth120 April 20, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    I heard about the 76 yr old man posing as a doctor on the radio today. That was really hilarious. He actually had a few women allowed to do it.

    And EWWWW on Gottfried. I don’t know who worse, Gottfried or Jon Lovitz. They are both soooo annoying!

  4. Richmond April 20, 2006 at 8:43 pm

    What the heck does “pickle faced” mean?? Sour expression? Wrinkly?? I didn’t know that pickles *had* faces!

    And no, I don’t find Gilbert Goddfrey even remotely sexy. I think that’s a good thing….

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