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Archives for April 2006

When Animals Attack: The Easter Bunny

April 18, 2006 by Jack Steiner 5 Comments

That rabbit is lucky I wasn’t around.

“Some young children who saw the Easter Bunny this weekend at Edison Mall no longer see him as the lovable cuddly rabbit that delivers eggs and candy.

This 6-foot-2-inch, 280-pound bunny also known as Fort Myers resident Arthur J. McClure, 22  is facing battery charges after he allegedly punched a woman in the back of the neck and head during a fight near a photography set.

In boxing circles, that’s considered a rabbit punch.

McClure denied he punched the woman when he was contacted by a reporter from news-press.com Monday. He said he was trying to split up two women who were fighting, including his wife, exhibit manager Crystal Frechette. There was no way, McClure said, to satisfy the long line of people who wanted their children’s picture taken as the exhibit was preparing close. McClure said he was hot and couldn’t stand being in the bunny costume any longer.

My shirt was soaked with sweat, McClure said. I almost threw up.

The melee shocked customers, mall employees and the company who hired McClure and Frechette. Mall management issued an apology to parents and children.

Golden, Colo.-based Noerr Programs Corp., which contracted with the mall to run the Easter bunny photo set, fired McClure and Frechette on Monday.

(The terminations) were a result of the incident that was embarrassing and uncomfortable for the mall patrons, Noerr spokesman Charlie Russell said.

The incident began shortly before 8 p.m. Saturday when victim Erin Johansson of Cape Coral was waiting in line with her family and several others at a public Easter Bunny photo set near entrance G.

When the exhibit closed about 10 minutes early, some of the customers in line, including Johansson, got upset and questioned Frechette, 25, police said. The two women got into an argument before Frechette allegedly punched Johansson in the right side of her face, according to police reports. Before the punch, Johansson said she told Frechette it wasn’t 8 p.m. yet, but she and McClure started walking away with people still in line.

At that point she sucker punched me in the jaw, Johansson said. She had the worst attitude, and I don’t think she wanted to be confronted.

After the punch, Frechette pulled Johansson’s hair, and they both fell to the ground, according to arrest reports. That’s when McClure, who was still in the Easter Bunny costume, came to his wife’s aid. McClure took off the head part of the costume and then punched Johansson in the back of the head, police said.

Dozens of people watched the brawl, including about 15 children who were still in line, witnesses said. Johansson said many children had the look of shock on their faces. She said she doesn’t know how to explain what happened with the Easter Bunny to her 3-year-old niece.

Johansson was holding an ice pack on her face when officers arrived, police reports show. She said she underwent a CAT scan at Lee Memorial Hospital, which showed no internal injuries.

It was horrible, said Robert Johansson, whose son Victor, 8, also witnessed the fight. They were trying to shield the kids from it. Now my son thinks the Easter Bunny is bad and went to jail.

Filed Under: Children

A Trip Down Memory Lane

April 18, 2006 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

I spent some time sifting through some of my old posts and thought that I’d share them with you. Some are good and some are fair, but they are all part of what makes my blog mine.

Evolution

Where Are You From?

Frantic Blogging Comments

My Son & The Strip Club

The Shmata Queen & The Beach

Blogging for Ego, For Experience, For What

Filed Under: Blogging

The Four Bloggers

April 18, 2006 by Jack Steiner 1 Comment

Psychotoddler wrote about The Four Bloggers here.

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50 Best Jobs in America

April 17, 2006 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

1 Software engineer
2 College professor
3 Financial advisor
4 Human resources manager
5 Physician assistant
6 Market research analyst
7 Computer/IT analyst
8 Real estate appraiser
9 Pharmacist
10 Psychologist

For the full list click here.

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Dracula, Static Electricity and The Octopus has Elbows

April 17, 2006 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

I thought that these stories were interesting.

“Bram Stoker’s Dracula was by no means the first vampire story. It was the culmination of a writing tradition of Gothic horror stories that had begun nearly eighty years earlier with “The Vampyre,” by John Polidori. (Was he a relative of mine, I wonder?) Others followed, like “Varney the Vampire” (1847), a serial that ran in magazines called “penny dreadfuls” for more than two years, and J. Sheridan Le Fanu’s “Carmilla” (1871), which centered around a lesbian vampire.

But Dracula was a departure. In Stoker’s hands, the vampire became all-powerful, the embodiment of evil-and a creature whose immortality was bound up in a rich cocktail of blood, sex, and death.

Ironically, though the novel was first published in English in 1893, Romania’s most famous fictional resident, Count Dracula, was almost unknown there until 1992. Only with the fall of communism was Bram Stoker’s classic finally translated and published in Romania.

But the question remained, could Vlad Tepes have been the model for Stoker’s infamous Count?

What is known of Vlad the Impaler comes from a series of lurid stories dating back to the late fifteenth and early sixteenth centuries. They depict a man surrounded in corpses, a tyrant and madman, who literally drank the blood of his enemies. There are good reasons to think that Stoker was struck by this evil character and borrowed his surname, “Dracula,” because he thought it meant “son of the devil,” to create his own vampire. In fact, it meant “son of the dragon,” and this was because Vlad’s father had joined an order of knighthood called the Order of the Dragon. Dragon is written dracul in Romanian, and so Dracula literally means “son of Dracul.”

Read the whole story Or move along and learn about the power of static electricity.

“As you keep walking across the floor, you become full of electrons,” said Todd Hubing, from the Electromagnetic Compatibility Laboratory at the University of Missouri-Rolla. “Eventually more electrons don’t want to come up on you because you’re so charged up. You end up with a high voltage, about 20,000 to 25,000 volts.”

That’s serious power at your fingertips, considering a normal electrical outlet on the wall is only around 100 volts of electricity.”

Read the whole story Or move along and read about the octopus and its elbow.

“You might never expect to tell a wobbly armed octopus to keep its elbows off the dinner table, but new research reveals the creatures stiffen their arms to form human-like joints to guide food to their mouths.

A three-jointed human arm has only seven degrees of freedom (DOFs), which are defined as the types of movements each joint can perform. Your shoulder and wrist each have three DOFs—each can tilt up and down, turn left and right, and can roll in a circular motion. Your elbow, however, only has one DOF, which is tilting up and down.

Scientists consider each of an octopus’ eight arms to possess a virtually infinite number of degrees of freedom, allowing them to bend and twist freely. But when it’s time to eat, octopuses use their flexible muscles to form temporary, quasi-articulated joints that work similarly to how human joints function.”

Click here for the rest of the story.

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Some Passover Musings

April 17, 2006 by Jack Steiner 5 Comments

Passover. Passover. Passover. I cannot think of any other holiday that evokes as many thoughts and memories as this one does. So many thoughts, so many memories.

This year is certainly going into the books for many reasons. I should add that overall it has been a very positive experience, albeit a trying one.

Virtually all of the women I grew up with (mother, sisters and one grandmother) have April birthdays and now we can add two nephews to the mix and a BIL. For those of you keeping score that means that I now have 176 April birthdays to be concerned about.

On the off chance that any of the April birthday nephews read this allow me to say that I feel your pain. If you are like your mothers you will love Pesach and hate the fact that your birthday parties must be adjusted for Pesadik food and or moved for a seder here and there. I can also promise that either myself or the big grandpa will make the same stupid puns for the rest of your life so you might as well get used to it.

As an FYI we are blessed to have three grandparents/great-grandparents who are all 92 and we hope will continue to go strong. If we can use them as an indication of anything I should be able to recite these jokes/stories and tales for at least another 93 years or so, unless I die early which in this family happens around 87. Either way, I am here for a long time to come.

More notes. Eldest nephew is excited because I let him beat me on the PS2 hockey game last night. I don’t like losing and that includes losing to my own children, let alone nieces and nephews who I love dearly. If he doesn’t stop gloating his immature uncle may have to spank him in the game tonight to set things right.

I must admit, it was great to see how excited he got. It really made me smile. I should also add that my son was less than pleased about this as he doesn’t like seeing that dad is not superman full time. And just in case we read this many years from now let me add that eldest nephew’s little sister was pissed off that he had been teasing her and hence rooted against him in this game.

The Maxwell house haggadah is pretty rough. I like it because it has been used a thousand times and I can see my Zaide’s notes in it. OTOH, the language is rough and not very inviting. I think that I need to do a separate post about this and my thoughts on how to improve the seder. I’ll save that for later.

Filed Under: Judaism

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