This Irritates Me
I don’t like receiving business correspondence that begins with “Greetings.” It just feels slimy to me.
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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx
Jack's Shack May 4, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Z,
Those work for me. When I become king of the world you can be the official lexicographer.
Z May 4, 2006 at 12:20 pm
What about “Good Morning” or “Good Afternoon”?
Jack's Shack May 4, 2006 at 6:48 am
I have my own ray gun. Actually it is shoe gun. It is a spinoff of the shoephone that Maxwell Smart used to use.
PsychoToddler May 3, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Greetings, Homo Sapiens…
Regina Clare Jane May 3, 2006 at 3:48 pm
It does sound like something a alien would say… and you know what happens when an alien says “Greetings”? The next thing you know, he is zapping you with his ray gun!
Jack's Shack May 3, 2006 at 6:08 am
Kasamba,
A little.
Mirty,
Howdy, howdy, howdy. I am a cowboy.
Mirty May 2, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Greetings, earthmen! Take me to your leader!
kasamba May 2, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Salutations!
(Is that better?)