Sex Theme Park

In my time I have come up with a lot of ideas but I can’t recall ever thinking of anything like this.

“LONDON (AFP) – A sex theme park designed to enhance its visitors’ lovemaking skills will open in the heart of London within months, the academy’s director announced.

“Amora — The Academy of Sex and Relationships” is hoping to seduce up to 600,000 visitors through the doors in its first year once it opens on September 7.

Although the theme park will have no rides, thousands of visitors are expected to swing through its seven sectors, including the Pleasure and Orgasm areas.

Instead of “real exhibits”, they will be treated to tactile displays of life-sized silicone models designed to stimulate interest in erogenous zones.

The seven million-pound (10.2-million-euro, 13-million-dollar) pleasure centre central London’s Piccadilly district is out to “separate fact from myth in the world of sex and educate everyone into being better lovers”, said Doctor Sarah Brewer, its director of exhibits.

“The more sex we have, the more we want and the less sex we have, the more we want,” she said.

“This academy does push boundaries back and whatever your prowess when you come in. we will give you all the information you need to become a fantastic lover.”

Although many would benefit from enhanced lovemaking techniques, its location in the British capital may be apt. In a poll in the Wall Street Journal Europe newspaper last year, only three percent of Europeans voted Britons the best lovers.”

• Saved: Uncategorized