I meant to blog about this a while ago.
ST. LOUIS, MO — A burglar picked the wrong home to invade Thursday morning. The intruder had a knife, but the homeowner he encountered pulled out a gun and started shooting.
After breaking Willie Brown’s window, the burglar walked upstairs into a bedroom where Brown was sleeping. But after grabbing Brown’s wallet, the knife wielding thief received an unexpected and unwelcome surprise when Brown opened his eyes.
Brown said, “He was standing right at the door. He said, ‘I got a knife. Don’t move.’ I said, What? ‘I got a knife. Don’t move.’ Don’t move, huh? You got a knife? Okay, you got a knife. And I shot him.”
He said, “Whoops!”
“I said it’s too late for whoops now. I’m going to put a whoops to this 38.”