A Monkey Could Do This Job

‘NEW DELHI, India – They say it takes a thief to catch a thief, but India’s Delhi Metro has hired a monkey to frighten off other monkeys from boarding trains and upsetting passengers.

In an effort to keep monkeys out of the New Delhi subways, authorities have called in one of the few animals known to scare the creatures — a fierce-looking primate called the langur, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported Wednesday.

The decision to hire a langurwallah — a man who trains and controls the langurs — came after a monkey got into a metro car June 9, the newspaper reported.’

You know one day the monkeys are going to take over the world.

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  1. Jack's Shack August 7, 2006 at 6:06 am


    I am not sure if I have ever read any of his work.


    Where is Charlton Heston when we need him. 😉

  2. BW August 7, 2006 at 12:39 am

    If there is a world left for them to take over? Could they do any worse then what the great ape, man/ape is or has done? Oh wait, they already rule.

  3. seawitch August 6, 2006 at 10:10 pm

    Reading way too much Gore Vidal lately?

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