Reader Feedback- This is Not Ask Shifra or Dear Abby

I can hear the roar of excitement and approval. At long last it is the return of reader feedback.

Dear Jacko,

You blog so quickly what is your secret?

Rots of Rove,


Dear Dick,

I am a little confused by your question. Perhaps it is the lack of sleep, I am not sure. I do have a question for you. Was the “Rots of Rove” a reference to Astros from the Jetsons or some kind of cryptic political commentary.

Dear Jack,

Do you have a favorite post?



Dear Tim,

Typically it is whichever post I happen to be sitting on. These days I try not to straddle the fence too often. I don’t wear chaps so I look funny walking bowlegged.


Dear Jack,

I recently read a number of your political posts and am very angry with you.

Screw you,


Dear Sally,

I have found that the best way to diffuse a woman’s anger is to make her feel like she has been heard. In your case I might add directions back to your herd. Oops, that probably didn’t help the situation. I suppose that asking for a massage or some sort of sexual favor would be frowned upon.

All my love,


Dear Jack,

I need to buy an anniversary gift for my wife. You always come up with cool gadgets. Do you have any recommendations.



Hi Mike,

I am glad that you asked. Why not buy her a farting teddy bear. It comes with a remote control and a bottle of Lysol.



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  1. Jack's Shack October 5, 2006 at 1:16 am

    Good to know that at least one person has a sense of humor.

  2. Smooth October 4, 2006 at 11:08 am

    LOL, you crack me up

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