Reader Feedback- This is Not Ask Shifra or Dear Abby
I can hear the roar of excitement and approval. At long last it is the return of reader feedback.
You blog so quickly what is your secret?
Rots of Rove,
I am a little confused by your question. Perhaps it is the lack of sleep, I am not sure. I do have a question for you. Was the “Rots of Rove” a reference to Astros from the Jetsons or some kind of cryptic political commentary.
Do you have a favorite post?
Typically it is whichever post I happen to be sitting on. These days I try not to straddle the fence too often. I don’t wear chaps so I look funny walking bowlegged.
I recently read a number of your political posts and am very angry with you.
I have found that the best way to diffuse a woman’s anger is to make her feel like she has been heard. In your case I might add directions back to your herd. Oops, that probably didn’t help the situation. I suppose that asking for a massage or some sort of sexual favor would be frowned upon.
All my love,
I need to buy an anniversary gift for my wife. You always come up with cool gadgets. Do you have any recommendations.
I am glad that you asked. Why not buy her a farting teddy bear. It comes with a remote control and a bottle of Lysol.