It is Legal To Murder Your Neighbor
It is Legal To Murder Your Neighbor. You know the one who thinks that it is ok to use a chainsaw before the sun comes up.
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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx
Jack's Shack October 13, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Aaron,
That is not a bad idea.
PT,
I have a movie quote in mind for you:
Ness: Didn’t you hear what I said? What are you, deaf? What is this, a game?
Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I’m saying is, what are you prepared to do?
Ness: Anything and everything in my power.
Malone: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they’re not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.
Ness: How do you do it then?
Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here’s how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way, and that’s how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?
Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Ness: Yes.
Malone: Good, ’cause you just took one.
PsychoToddler October 13, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Um..if your neighbor is using a chainsaw in the middle of the night, you may need to reconsider whom it is who will get murdered.
Consider bringing a rocket launcher to the battle.
Bagel Blogger October 13, 2006 at 3:04 am
Only if he falls of his ladder in the darkness and the chainsaw drops on top of him. [its best Jack that at the scene of the ‘accident’ his hands aren’t bound together]
Although my preferred response is to record the noise and play it back on a timer every morning at 3 am to him whilst on holidays.
Aaron