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Cover Letters from Hell

October 19, 2006 by Jack Steiner 5 Comments

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Killian & Company in Chicago has been collecting Cover Letters From Hell. Here are a couple of excerpts and a link.

“Objective: To work in a challenging environment that allows me to use my imaginatiation….
Education: ______ Collage, B.A. expected, June 2003.”

“I also have a degree English which serves me well in editing text for poor grammer or typos.”

“I am seeking a new position as i have recently been laid.”

“I have a plethora of tenured skills which I know would benefit your clients/organization.”

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    October 24, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    Theyare everywear. 😉

    Reply
  2. benning says

    October 23, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    Wow! Smert peepul riting ledders!

    Reply
  3. Jack's Shack says

    October 22, 2006 at 6:05 am

    RW,

    I thought so.

    SOTR,

    I hope that they were sent to you and not vice versa.

    Reply
  4. somewhere over the rainbow says

    October 20, 2006 at 8:24 pm

    LOL – I’ve got some of those or at least similar.

    Reply
  5. RomanWanderer says

    October 19, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    Priceless

    Reply

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