Cover Letters from Hell
Killian & Company in Chicago has been collecting Cover Letters From Hell. Here are a couple of excerpts and a link.
“Objective: To work in a challenging environment that allows me to use my imaginatiation….
Education: ______ Collage, B.A. expected, June 2003.”
“I also have a degree English which serves me well in editing text for poor grammer or typos.”
“I am seeking a new position as i have recently been laid.”
“I have a plethora of tenured skills which I know would benefit your clients/organization.”