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Cover Letters from Hell

October 19, 2006 by Jack Steiner

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Killian & Company in Chicago has been collecting Cover Letters From Hell. Here are a couple of excerpts and a link.

“Objective: To work in a challenging environment that allows me to use my imaginatiation….
Education: ______ Collage, B.A. expected, June 2003.”

“I also have a degree English which serves me well in editing text for poor grammer or typos.”

“I am seeking a new position as i have recently been laid.”

“I have a plethora of tenured skills which I know would benefit your clients/organization.”

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