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Dear ABC News,

I wasn’t surprised to see that the lowly and overrated Buckeyes lost the national championship. But I must say that I was disappointed in your headline.

As shown above you used the word Duel as Inigo Montoya would say, I do not think that it means what you think that it means.

du·el (dūəl, dyū) pronunciation
n.

  1. A prearranged, formal combat between two persons, usually fought to settle a point of honor.
  2. A struggle for domination between two contending persons, groups, or ideas.

v., -eled or -elled, -el·ing or -el·ling, -els or -els. v.tr.

  1. To engage (another) in or as if in formal combat.
  2. To oppose actively and forcefully.

v.intr.

To engage in or as if in formal combat.

[Middle English duelle, from Medieval Latin duellum, from Latin, war, archaic variant of bellum.]

dueler duel·er or duel·ist n.

What you should have used is Dual. Tut, tut, tut.

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7 Comments

  1. Jack's Shack January 11, 2007 at 7:08 am

    buckeyes suck. 😉

    JS,

    Very.

    Stephen,

    duhgreez.

    😉

  2. Anonymous January 10, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    I saw an advertisement on the bus today, by a law firm, seeking business from folks going through “seperation” and divorce.

    That’s one law firm I would not call. I doubt they ever completed their duhgreez.

  3. Anonymous January 9, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    how embracing, oy I mean how embarrassing!

  4. Stacey January 9, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    Buckeyes still rock!

  5. Jack's Shack January 9, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    MIL,

    Oy is right.

    SD,

    That takes ultimate fighting to a whole new level.

  6. Soccer Dad January 9, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    Though I’d think that two teams of 40 some players going after each other with six guns would be more exciting than a football game. And bloodier.

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