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Sh*T Happens

April 6, 2007 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

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A woman survived a fall from a sixth floor balcony when a pile of poo broke her fall.

The lucky – or unlucky – escape happened when the woman was hanging out her laundry.

She suffered only slight injuries in the incident in Nanjing, China.

“She landed in a 20cm thick heap of excrement,” the Kuaibao tabloid newspaper gleefully reported.

“Workers happened to be emptying the building’s septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time, and had regularly blocked sewage pipes.

“She probably stretched out too far and fell.”

Rumor has it she yelled oh crap.

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  1. The Misanthrope says

    April 7, 2007 at 3:40 am

    I’d say she is one lucky sh*t; to be rather crass.

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  2. Joe the Troll says

    April 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    I wonder how that laundry would have smelled?

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  3. Jack's Shack says

    April 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    🙂

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  4. The Babka Nosher says

    April 6, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    stinks to be her!

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