A woman survived a fall from a sixth floor balcony when a pile of poo broke her fall.
The lucky – or unlucky – escape happened when the woman was hanging out her laundry.
She suffered only slight injuries in the incident in Nanjing, China.
“She landed in a 20cm thick heap
of excrement,” the Kuaibao tabloid newspaper gleefully reported.
“Workers happened to be emptying the building’s septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time, and had regularly blocked sewage pipes.
“She probably stretched out too far and fell.”
Rumor has it she yelled oh crap.