With a headline like this I couldn’t pass this up.
Man with panties on face attempts to rob W.Va. store
INWOOD, W.Va. (AP) â€” A thief covered his face with a pair of blue womenâ€™s underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said.
â€œI couldnâ€™t make this stuff up if I tried,â€ State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.The cashier at first thought it was a joke and refused to give the man any money, so he ran to a Jeep Cherokee and drove away at about 4 a.m. Wednesday, Kearns said.