People Have Unusual Ideas

I stumbled onto this post and couldn’t decide if this person is a determined satirist or just a little out there. Look at this comment about the murder of four gorillas:

We all know the real purpose of this trip, of course- the pedophiliac UN workers want a chance to propogate with gorillas before the pious Rwandan poachers finally eliminate this deviant harlotry from the planet once and for all. If it was good enough for their grandparents, it’s good enough for the treefrogs of today. Leftists breed with gorillas, then tell us that our parents bred with gorillas, too. It’s insanity incarnate.

I, for one, salute the Rwandans and Congolese. They’re the only ones taking concrete steps to eradicate this menace for future generations. The web of Darwinist lies is about to lose a major source of spool. We are that much closer to killing this abhorrent spider once and for all, thanks to the God-fearing efforts of the African peasantry.

We who are going to church tomorrow salute you, gorilla-slayers! They who are about to fornicate and consume alcohol and drugs tomorrow will not share our sentiments. They’re forlorn over the loss of their opportunity to sate their bestial carnalities, and will likely drown their sorrows in grog. I, for one, find little pity for them. Now they’re going to have to marry human women and breed non-Darwinist children, the way God intended.

BTW, I spoke with G-d this morning and he asked me to let you know that he loves gorillas and he loves you.

• Saved: People