If You Don’t Have Time To Talk

Then don’t call me. I have a couple of friends who do this. They call me to say that they don’t have time to talk. It drives me crazy. If you don’t have time to talk send me a freaking email or a text message.

Don’t call me to tell me that you cannot speak. One of these days when you ask the perfunctory “how are things going” I am going to say that they are terrible. I’ll tell you that I have never been more upset and then what are you going to do.

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