Talk Like a Pirate Day
Ahoy there matey! It is Talk Like a Pirate Day ARGHHHHHHHH! I dost have a pirate name. Call me Captain Jack- One-eared Dog the Damned. Grab some grog and check out the many posts about pirates that have graced the Shack.
P.S. If you dost be a slacker you can use the English-to-Pirate translator or face the pointy end of my cutlass.