Israel’s Most Devastating Weapon

Wait until you get a load of this:

The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness – poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts – in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman an IDF soldier shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

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5 Comments

  1. Jack's Shack November 6, 2007 at 5:31 am

    Michael,

    They do come up with some wacky stuff.

    Benning,

    It might make an excellent B-Movie.

    KRG,

    Jacob is right. It was the first Austin Powers.

  2. Jacob Da Jew November 6, 2007 at 3:28 am

    Austin Powers, Kol.

  3. Kol Ra'ash Gadol November 6, 2007 at 3:01 am

    Wait,didn’t they use that in tat movie a few years back that was a parody of the 60’s/70’s James Bond movie – you know the Squirrel Nut Zippers did the theme song?
    dang it, why can’t I recall its name, anyway with the robot women with the shooting er, mammaries? Same idea innit?

  4. benning November 6, 2007 at 1:12 am

    I like the idea! Is there film of this or do we have to wait for NBC to make a docudrama?

    Those poor, deluded, dim-witted pseudostinian boys. Sheesh!

  5. Michael November 5, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    I think that only the palestinians could even begin to believe that one…

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