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My Call To The Suicide Hotline

January 5, 2008 by Jack Steiner 11 Comments

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I Was VERY Depressed Last Night So I Called Lifeline.

I Got A Call Center In Pakistan. I Told Them I Was Suicidal.

They Got ALL Excited And Asked If I Could Drive A Truck.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    January 7, 2008 at 4:15 am

    Rafi,

    It is one of my favorites.

    Smooth,

    🙂

    Reply
  2. Smooth says

    January 6, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    LOL, Jackzatitagain!

    Reply
  3. Rafi G says

    January 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    funny funny! that one always makes me chuckle!

    Reply
  4. Jack's Shack says

    January 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Miriam,

    Absolutely.

    MW,

    🙂

    Michael,

    I thought so.

    Reply
  5. Michael says

    January 6, 2008 at 9:20 am

    Twisted, but so appropos.

    Reply
  6. Miss Worldwide says

    January 6, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Haha!

    Reply
  7. Miriam L says

    January 6, 2008 at 4:08 am

    VERY twisted

    Reply
  8. Jack's Shack says

    January 6, 2008 at 3:48 am

    Sarah,

    I have a twisted sense of humor.

    Mark,

    🙂

    Anon,

    I’ll have to take a look.

    Reply
  9. Anonymous says

    January 5, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Funny. Check this youtube vid out:

    “Prophet Mo”

    Reply
  10. Mark says

    January 5, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    LMFAO!!!!

    Reply
  11. ~ Sarah ~ says

    January 5, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    i just chuckled at that post…
    a little wrong but humourous anyway!

    Reply

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