Dental Floss
Apparently I am floss challenged. That is not to say that I do not floss, I do. Rather I can’t seem to pull the correct length. It is either too short or too long.
On top of that I have large hands that I can’t quite fit in my mouth. It is probably a good thing, not that I really have a standing need to stick my hands in my mouth.
Some people might tell you that I am good at sticking my foot in my mouth. That is a tired euphemism, especially since my feet are even larger than my hands. I couldn’t fit them inside even if I wanted to.
And I don’t.
This is a ridiculous post, but right now my life is rather ridiculous. If you ask if that is good or bad I will say that I do not know. What does it matter and how did I get here.
One more comment about floss. I have a stupid joke I do with floss in which I simulate an air conditioner. Some of you may remember the A/C displays at Sears, you know the one that used the green thread on the grill.
That is all for now.
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