There is Water in My Ear
There is water in my left ear, courtesy of my shower. If you ever wondered if I had anything between my ears this water is proof that I do. It won’t come out. I hear it swirling around back and forth.
It is making me crazy, this water in my ear. I tried to expel it by leaning to the left. After five minutes I began to worry that the cramp in my neck would never go away. David Blaine gets paid for performance art, like hanging upside down.
I don’t, I just get irritated. Tried shaking my head, but aside from making rattling noises not much happened.
Pinched my nostrils shut and blew. Cleared out the right ear, but the left is still clogged with this infernal liquid. It makes me want to say Y$&***U#$*$%&*$#$. Oops, I just said #^&#&Y#^. Damn, did it again.
Reminds me of Macbeth, “Out damned spot.”
Tried jumping up and down, but no luck. Heading out to take care of some business. With any luck this crap will be over soon. Ugh.