Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and by gar I am excited. Like most pirates I have a fine pirate name, I dost have a pirate name. Call me Captain Jack- One-eared Dog the Damned.
So you may be wonderin’ what does a pirate do for Rosh Hashanah, that whole rape and pillage thin’ isn’t really in line with t’ spirit o’ t’ day. Well your good Captain Jack doesn’t worry much, ‘cuz I do be called One-eared Dog the Damned for a reason.
That being said your pirate has seen some bizarre and incomprehensible things while at sea so me crew and I minimize the really bad stuff. That’s not to say that ye can’t earn yourself a beating, ‘cuz ye can. In fact a good thrashing can be a spiritual experience.
Tomorrow I’ll be thinking of ye and wishing ye well in your chase for that treasure we seek.
Past posts that discussed pirates:
Haveil Havalim- The Once & Future Edition– Contains a Pirate Post.
Do You Have An Accent
Pirate Attacks Down Sharply
Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day
The Jewish Pirates of The Caribbean
Talk Like a Pirate Day