A Few Things You Might Not Know
I like to debate and I like to argue. I like to get the last word, but what does it all matter. I sometimes hold a grudge.
I like Pepsi and I like Coke.
When I was a younger man, so much younger than today I never need anyones help in any way. But I still needed ice cream.
A good pizza, a good beer and a clear summer night- this is the recipe for a good time.
I miss being able to eat with reckless abandon. I miss being able to survive for months at a time on 3 hours sleep. I don’t miss being a poor college student.
People I would have liked to have met:
King David, Samson, Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln, Shoeless Joe Jackson, David Ben-Gurion, Casey Stengel, Harriet Tubman, Teddy Roosevelt, Ghandi, Winston Churchill, Julius Caesar, Leonardo Davinci, Galileo, Shakespeare, Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe, JRR Tolkien, and Benjamin Franklin. There are others.
If I had a hammer there might be a hole in the wall I am staring at.
Three Blind Mice, see how they run. What are the odds of finding three blind mice? What are the odds of finding all three together?
If I could relive a year of my life it would be 1988, or maybe 1985.
If I could go back in time I’d be rich.
If I could still dunk a basketball I still wouldn’t be in the NBA.
If I had to pick one movie to watch I might have to poke out my eyes. I don’t know if I can do that.
I once hit a guy in the head with the bible. It was in a hotel courtesy of The Gideons. I don’t know who the hell they are but they do get around.