Advanced Potty Training Techniques Needed
My friends I have blogged about having a dysfunctional digestive system and have written about the adventures created from eating Chicken Vindaloo. Dig through the archives and you’ll find a post in which a commenter suggested that men shouldn’t urinate while standing up and all sorts of other interesting bathroom posts.
But I don’t think that I have ever come across a company that suggested you purchase a product called CleanButt. Perhaps the food coma hangover from Thanksgiving is preventing me from recognizing a parody site, but I just don’t think so. Take a look at this video and you can thank me later.
Remember I am also the guy who brought you information about how much it would cost to Build The Death Star, How To Use Office Supplies to Build a Crossbow and how to Lose Weight With The Greatest Exercise Ever so it is only natural that I would look for more useful information to share with you here.
On a semi serious note I would be concerned about having a toilet seat that requires reading an owners manual. Â Something about that makes me nervous. Maybe it is the telephone calls I receive now from family members who need help programming their television remote, VCR or ask for assistance with basic computer issues. If they have trouble using a computer or iPad this might be problematic.
They might require a course on advanced potty training.
And now if you will excuse me I am off to hit the treadmill so that I can eat more pumpkin pie later on.
vanita November 26, 2011 at 3:58 am
I gotta admit, this would be perfect for potty training. ya know, toddlers. you’re too funny Jack, good post.
Jack November 27, 2011 at 12:06 am
I would think that toddlers would love playing with all of the different buttons and features.
Eric November 25, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I know a good place you can read that owners manual!
Jack November 25, 2011 at 8:59 pm
I shudder to think of it. 😉
Julie November 25, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Oh, it’s real all right. In fact it is $745 worth of medical equipment! http://www.eganmedical.com/Clean-Butt-Bidet-Spa-p/mscp-cb-7500r.htm
Jack November 25, 2011 at 8:58 pm
That is a ton of cash for a toilet. Hell, you could buy a pressure washer at Home Depot for a lot less.
Need to be careful with the settings though… 😉