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Catch A Tiger By Its Toe Eeny Meeny Miny Doh!

December 28, 2007 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

Authorities still haven’t determined if these guys were taunting the tiger. Regardless it is a tragic event.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) — The last minutes of a 17-year-old boy’s life were spent trying to save his friend from a brutal tiger mauling at the San Francisco Zoo, only to have the animal turn on him, police and family members said.

Carlos Sousa Jr. and his friend’s brother desperately tried to distract the 350-pound Siberian tiger, but the big cat instead came after Sousa.

“He didn’t run. He tried to help his friend, and it was him who ended up getting it the worst,” the teen’s father, Carlos Sousa Sr., said Thursday after meeting with police.

The heroic portrait of Sousa and a timeline of the dramatic Christmas Day attack emerged as officials revealed that the tiger’s escape from its enclosure may have been aided by walls that were well below the height recommended by the accrediting agency for the nation’s zoos.

San Francisco Zoo Director Manuel A. Mollinedo acknowledged that the wall around the animal’s pen was just 12½ feet high, after previously saying it was 18 feet. According to the Association of Zoos & Aquariums, the walls around a tiger exhibit should be at least 16.4 feet high.

Mollinedo said it was becoming increasingly clear the tiger leaped or climbed out, perhaps by grabbing onto a ledge. Investigators have ruled out the theory the tiger escaped through a door behind the exhibit.

“She had to have jumped,” he said. “How she was able to jump that high is amazing to me.”

Mollinedo said safety inspectors had examined the wall, built in 1940, and never raised any red flags about its size.

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Harvesting Elephant Sperm

November 25, 2007 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

You can safely say that this sort of job will never be part of my personal career path.

Filed Under: animals, Science, Sex

Alligator Eats Robbery Suspect

November 14, 2007 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

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When Animals Attack

November 10, 2007 by Jack Steiner 5 Comments

Beneath their warm and fuzzy appearance lies the heart of a killer.

Innocent 3-year-old Kevin Santiago was sitting on the swing in the playground when the crazed varmint launched itself at him in a fury.

Day care centre director Maritza Diaz recounted the horror: ‘The squirrel attacked him and didn’t want to get off of the child. We threw things at it to try to get it off, and nothing.’

The incident escalated even further when a trooper who was attending an accident that had occurred in the vicinity of the playground came to the rescue. Abandoning the boy, the demonic tornado of fur leapt at the trooper, who couldn’t get it off.

And just in case you think this was a one time affair look at this:

  • Squirrel goes postal
  • Squirrel conman in pipe scam
  • Squirrel attacks four-year-old
  • Squirrels attack veterans’ graves
  • Suicide squirrel starts 30-acre fire
  • Squirrel takes out opera singer
  • Suicide squirrels strike again
  • Squirrel News: Kamikaze squirrel
  • More rampaging squirrels: Lawsuit
  • Gangster squirrels strike again
  • Killer squirrel takes on the world
  • Killer squirrel threat grows

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It is Raining Cows

November 7, 2007 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

I bet that their auto insurance tries to get out of paying for this.

MANSON, Wash. — A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren’t killed by a cow that fell off a 200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan. District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson.

The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet and landed on the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in the area celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

The van was heavily damaged, including a broken windshield. Charles Everson says he kept repeating, “I don’t believe this. I don’t believe this.” The year-old cow had been reported missing by a breeder. It was euthanized at the scene.

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An Elephant Rampage

October 14, 2007 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

Elephants are one of my favorite animals, but I’d be more than a bit nervous if a 100 of them decided to hang out in my backyard. If you read the article you’ll see a line that says that in one Indian state more than 600 people have been killed by wild elephants over the past 16 years.

GAUHATI, India (AP) — About 100 wild elephants have converged on a river island in northeast India, demolishing homes, feasting on sugarcane and panicking residents, officials said Saturday.

Thousands of villagers were using firecrackers and bonfires to scare away the rampaging animals.

“Dozens of houses have been destroyed in the past three days by adult elephants entering human settlements to look for their wandering calves,” said the local magistrate, L.S. Changsan.

Up to 50 families have moved to a local school being used as a refugee camp, Changsan said.

About 150,000 people live on the 338-square mile island of Majuli in the Brahmaputra River, nearly 220 miles east of Assam state’s capital, Gauhati.

Officials say the elephants swam to the island from a nearby hill region, beginning their rampage nearly a week ago.

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