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His Penis Is In The Wrong Place

September 26, 2007 by Jack Steiner 7 Comments

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Fellow parents of young children may be familiar with the moose from Noggin. Today my daughter took a look at the moose (see picture below) and announced that his penis is in the wrong place.

I tried to explain that he has a tail and that this is not a penis. For about five minutes I contended with three year old logic and then I threw my hands up and walked away. I have been defeated by a three year-old girl.

Oy.

Something tells me that she and I will revisit this topic again later.

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  1. The Misanthrope says

    September 29, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    Priceless

    Reply
  2. Jack's Shack says

    September 29, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    Val,

    You said it.

    Mark,

    I suppose not.

    GS,

    It is easier that way.

    Miriam,

    Nope, no interest in the nostrils and yes I did keep a straight face, but just barely.

    FC,

    Thank you.

    Reply
  3. fashionista cat in a zero gravity shoe-store says

    September 28, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    Meant to tell you for a while, your kids are seriously cool. Keep the good parenting up!

    Reply
  4. Miriam says

    September 28, 2007 at 10:36 am

    how did you keep a straight face on that one? lol

    Did she ask about the nostrils? LOLOL

    Reply
  5. Guilty Secret says

    September 27, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Ha ha! Glad you’re talking openly about these things…

    Reply
  6. Mark says

    September 27, 2007 at 2:52 am

    He doesn’t have any nads, either…

    :o(>

    Reply
  7. Val says

    September 27, 2007 at 1:11 am

    That is hysterical!

    However, it’s kind of scary that she’s looking for the moose’s penis! Good luck! 🙂

    Reply

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