His Penis Is In The Wrong Place

Fellow parents of young children may be familiar with the moose from Noggin. Today my daughter took a look at the moose (see picture below) and announced that his penis is in the wrong place.

I tried to explain that he has a tail and that this is not a penis. For about five minutes I contended with three year old logic and then I threw my hands up and walked away. I have been defeated by a three year-old girl.


Something tells me that she and I will revisit this topic again later.

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  1. The Misanthrope September 29, 2007 at 4:39 pm


  2. Jack's Shack September 29, 2007 at 4:37 pm


    You said it.


    I suppose not.


    It is easier that way.


    Nope, no interest in the nostrils and yes I did keep a straight face, but just barely.


    Thank you.

  3. fashionista cat in a zero gravity shoe-store September 28, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    Meant to tell you for a while, your kids are seriously cool. Keep the good parenting up!

  4. Miriam September 28, 2007 at 10:36 am

    how did you keep a straight face on that one? lol

    Did she ask about the nostrils? LOLOL

  5. Guilty Secret September 27, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Ha ha! Glad you’re talking openly about these things…

  6. Mark September 27, 2007 at 2:52 am

    He doesn’t have any nads, either…


  7. Val September 27, 2007 at 1:11 am

    That is hysterical!

    However, it’s kind of scary that she’s looking for the moose’s penis! Good luck! 🙂

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