Archives for September 2004

There are a number of topics that are ripe with seeds of discord and destruction- Death, taxes and politics are what most people normally think of. But there is another that can cause great distress, parenting. If you question a person’s parenting ability you are bound to cause hurt feelings. Mind you that is not always a bad thing, some people are bad parents. It is not a question, it is a fact.

What I wonder about sometimes are the parents who go crazy if their child’s schedule is adjusted. Children need structure, they need schedules it is important. But there are going to be times when your son/daughter is going to miss naptime.

Some of the parents I know seem to think that having to adjust their child’s nap time is equivalent to war breaking out. I don’t get it. I have two children of my own and I know what they are like when they are overtired. It sucks, but if you can’t break the rules now and then there is something wrong.

It is ok to put them down at 3 instead of 2. What is the big deal. I don’t get it.

“LONDON, England (Reuters) — Women could be faster 100-meter sprinters than men by the 2156 Olympics, according to a study on Wednesday.”

But they still will never beat us in a race to avoid taking out the trash or doing other household chores. The ordinary couch potato male may look like a sloth, but in times of need can generate tremendous bursts of speed. It is part of a Darwinian process that the species has undergone to ensure our survival.

Ancient herbal remedies used for centuries in Indian cooking and in preparing dishes in the far east have the potential to control diabetes and treat cancer, according to a team of London scientists.

Researchers from the department of pharmacy at King’s College London say they have found scientific justification for the use of alternative medicine.

Scientists believe that the Indian curry leaf – an ingredient in many curry dishes and used in traditional Indian healing, may contain agents that slow down the rate of starch-to-glucose breakdown in people with diabetes. The tree’s leaves could control the amount of glucose entering the bloodstream.

Professor Peter Houghton, who headed the research team of 20, told the British Pharmaceutical Conference in Manchester yesterday that plants used in traditional Thai and Chinese medicine appeared to have cancer-fighting properties.

During the research six plants used in Thai cancer remedies were extracted according to traditional methods and showed “promising activity” against lung cancer cells.

The best results were found in the aquatic weed known as Ammannia baccifera from Thailand and star anise, a plant extract which tastes of licorice and is often used in Chinese cooking.

The findings also revealed that common cattle feed might contain anti-fungal properties and could be used in a cream to treat athlete’s foot.

Prof Houghton said the findings from three years of research were the first step in the discovery of new drugs based on plant extracts, but warned against people with diabetes or cancer taking the plant extracts immediately.

“This is the first time many of these plants have been looked at scientifically, but it is a long way from saying they will be placed on a doctor’s prescription pad,” he said. “Pharmacists believe herbs are of value, but they are not completely safe. There is now a rapidly diminishing number of doctors who believe they are old wives’ tales, and now see that herbal remedies must be treated with respect.”

He said although it was quite possible that people who ate curry leaf regularly as part of their diet could help control their diabetes, sufferers should first consult their doctors.

“When people find a new chemical of interest, there is a one in 10,000 chance of it becoming a good medicine,” he said.

“Obviously if someone is eating the curry leaf regularly and is known to be diabetic there is no harm in carrying on taking it, but if someone is going to start taking it in conjunction with other medicines they should definitely check first.”

Researchers also interviewed traditional healers in Ghana to identify plants that are used to help wounds heal. The Ashanti, one of the largest ethnic groups in Ghana used a plant known as the climbing flower which was shown to have anti-bacterial and anti-fungal qualities and prevented infections.

But Professor Edzard Ernst, who researches complementary medicine at the Peninsula Medical School in Exeter, said it was important for people to realise clinical trials had not yet been carried out on the plant extracts.

“This research needs independent confirmation, and even if it all goes like a flash of lightning, which it never does, we could see something in five years,” he said.

“I think it’s very encouraging but I think any claims of a cancer cure or a diabetes cure are misleading to patients.”

I find this all to be so very interesting. It makes you wonder sometimes how many cures are just out there waiting to be discovered.

I have been wrestling with myself for some time now. It has been a mighty battle of epic proportions. It has involved night sweats, hallucinations, shaking, shivering, shimmying and flip-flopping. It even included a little shake and bake and some juke and jive.

And what is the reason behind this. What can I attribute all of this craziness to? My blog. I haven’t posted a new entry because I was trying to get more work done prior to visiting my new girlfriend Bloggie. Not a very sexy name. And for that matter, not the greatest body, kind of flat and lacking tone. Her skin color is kind of dull and there is some real blotchiness.

But my, she is sexy. She get’s old Jack doing things like the young boy he remembers of his youth. I sing to her, I tell her my innermost secrets. I whisper sweet nothings to her. And my little bloggie, she listens. But she is one hell of a gossip.

My bloggie can’t help but tell anyone who asks about everything I have said. Come to think of it, the little slut will give the same attention to anyone. Although I should add that old Bloggie is not homophobic, she likes men and women. Really she is more like a “trisexual” because she’d do this with a dog, monkey, horse or giraffe if I let her.

Oh Bloggie, what have you done to me. You have taken my words and allowed me to imprint them upon your soul. I feel so lucky.

Not a Hallmark card, but an original Jack’s Shack sentiment.