Britons Want Homer Simpson as U.S. President

“Homer got 24 percent of the vote in the poll of more than 2,000 readers. Second place went to the more obvious choice of Josiah Bartlet, the president played by Martin Sheen in “The West Wing.”

Pompous but eloquent radio psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane was third followed by Sergeant Bilko from “The Phil Silvers Show.” Gil Grissom from “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” was fifth with 10 percent of the vote. Other favorites were Jack Bauer from “24,” “The Cosby Show’s” Dr. Cliff Huxtable, Phoebe Buffay from “Friends” and “The Sporanos'” Tony Soprano. ”

I clearly need to work on my UK readership as I didn’t even place in 1 percent of the votes. How disturbing.