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Give Me An Example of A Rant

January 17, 2006 by Jack Steiner 4 Comments

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witIn a galaxy far, far away from this one I have been engaged in a pissing contest with a number of different people. We have gone back and forth about this and that and more than likely haven’t managed to convince anyone of anything.

My position on the initial matter remains unchanged and I suspect that those that have read some of my comments feel the same way. Some of the banter has been especially colorful and I received a note from someone who claims to be familiar with my blog but was shocked by a comment that I left.

I am not a shy guy, well I am, but that is a different sort of shy. But I thought that I’d share the silly and juvenile remark that they found so shocking right here. If you are easily offended then go and grab a shot of whiskey and then come back. Or skip the next block quote because there is going to be more posted here.

Dear XX,
If you pulled that hot poker out of your oversized ass and dropped the remote control from that fat cheeto covered paw of yours you might actually have a chance of making a point.

But that is about as likely as your ignoring the siren song of stale store bought donuts you left on the kitchen counter you pathetic maggot.

I guess when you father crapped you out he managed to rid himself of some genetic waste.

Go rub some salt up your ass and suck on a rock. And for what it is worth it is considered bad form to rely on Google for insults you silly bastard.

As they say, eat shit and live. And to all my other fans, go fuck yourselves with the nearest kitchen utensil you can find. You are in dire need of a serious orgasm.

Hugs and kisses from someone who doesn’t understand satire.

-Jack

And there you have an example of the finer part of the blogosphere. It is the seamy underside that is filled with nasty comments and bitter remarks that more than likely would not be shared in person because most people are just unwilling to really say things like this out loud.

I on the other hand don’t always take life so seriously and am more than happy to swear like a sailor. Although I should give credit to one of my grandfathers for showing me that there are people who can swear for 17 minutes straight without taking a breath and more importantly without repeating themselves. I suppose that between his time in the army and time as a carnie he picked up a few things.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    January 18, 2006 at 6:35 am

    Chaim,

    I do what I can.

    Diff,

    Get some ice for that.

    DR,

    🙂

    Reply
  2. dorothy rothschild says

    January 17, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    “fat cheeto covered paw”

    eee heee hee hee

    Reply
  3. DiffAnon says

    January 17, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Can’t… stop… laughing…… Hot… coffee… coming… out… nose……. the PAIN!

    Reply
  4. Chaim says

    January 17, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    You crack me up … lol…

    Reply

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