My friends, I tried but I couldn’t pass on this one.
A SCOTTISH IVF clinic has been forced to close its doors to new patients because it has run out of sperm.
The clinic at the Aberdeen Maternity Hospital – one of only five in the country – has shut down because of a national lack of sperm donors.
(Fast Forward to this next part) Sperm donors were no longer guaranteed anonymity, and now there is only one active donor in the whole of Scotland.”
Now there is a claim to fame. Imagine being able to introduce yourself as the only active sperm donor in all of Scotland.