Pirate Attacks Down Sharply

MSNBC reports that pirate attacks have dropped this year. If you are a fan of The Wiggles you know that Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate..

But if you are like me you are quite disappointed. The sole reason I have participated in The JIBs is because it is part training to be a pirate.

I have a pirate name: Captain Jack- One-eared Dog the Damned.

Why else would I participate in Talk Like a Pirate Day than to be a pirate. I could be the latest in a long line of Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean.

On the other hand fewer pirate attacks provide me with more opportunity, now don’t they. I think that I shall have to mull this over for a while. Arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!