Liveblogging Breakfast With The Shmata Queen
After the first two episodes of this series I received a number of requests to share more sessions. So in response to those requests I decided to live blog a recent breakfast. You might be surprised to learn that the dear old Shmata Queen is not always a bundle of joy in the morning.
SQ: Take that %$#*&*((( laptop off of the ^$%&%#&U* table.
Me: Or what?
SQ: You know what.
Me: Is that a question or a statement.
SQ: Grumble, grumble. These silly jokes are growing old quickly.
Me: I know someone who is growing with them.
SQ: &*^$*^((%% the damn laptop..
Me: Note to self, when she first wakes up she can be irritable..
SQ: I am waiting.
Me: So are most of the people we know. The big question is what are they waiting for. Moshiach, the next big sale at Macys, culture to hit cleveland.
SQ: Must you always insult cleveland.
Me: You know Ezzie said that clevelanders are cursed.
SQ: He didn’t mean it like that.
Me: Sure he did. Ezzie is a man of his word.
SQ: He was being facetious.
Me: You do know that in Old English facetious means telling the truth.
SQ: Stop typing.
Me : When did you get to be so bossy
I think that you get the general idea. That is enough nonsense for now. Perhaps we’ll share some more later.