This seat deserves some sort of intro such as you would find here. Instead we’ll just let you know that this is the Kohler C3â„¢-200 elongated toilet seat. For the paltry list price of $1300.00 you receive the following benefits:
C3 toilet seats with bidet functionality use the naturally soothing quality of water as a refreshing, hygienic alternative to toilet tissue, offer cleanliness, comfort and convenience for all users.
- Features two separate water nozzles for the anterior and posterior that spray the user with warm aerated water
- Constructed of anti-microbial plastic
- A user sensor ensures someone is sitting on the seat before the functions are activated
- Heated seat with three different temperature settings
- Warm air with three temperature and fan speed settings
- Deodorizer helps to minimize unpleasant odors
- Continuous hot water is provided with an in-line water heater
- Quiet-Close Quick-Release toilet seat
- Remote control provides user-friendly function controls in the palm of your hand
- User presets, store to memory the control settings for two users
- Lighted bowl eliminates the need to turn on a light at night
- Energy save mode reduces energy consumption when the seat is not in use
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“Whatever happened to peeing on a tree?”
Women can’t pee on trees, Michael, unless they’re bon-sai trees…
Mark,
I bet.
Chana,
So if it wasn’t muktzeh….
Michael,
That is a separate post.
Jacob,
Ask and you shall receive.
For that price, you should get a tv too.
Whatever happened to peeing on a tree?
I’m not paying $1300 for a muktzeh toilet seat!
I’ll bet it’s a bitch to clean all those nozzles and shit…pun intended.