High Tech Toilet Seat

This seat deserves some sort of intro such as you would find here. Instead we’ll just let you know that this is the Kohler C3â„¢-200 elongated toilet seat. For the paltry list price of $1300.00 you receive the following benefits:

C3 toilet seats with bidet functionality use the naturally soothing quality of water as a refreshing, hygienic alternative to toilet tissue, offer cleanliness, comfort and convenience for all users.

  • Features two separate water nozzles for the anterior and posterior that spray the user with warm aerated water
  • Constructed of anti-microbial plastic
  • A user sensor ensures someone is sitting on the seat before the functions are activated
  • Heated seat with three different temperature settings
  • Warm air with three temperature and fan speed settings
  • Deodorizer helps to minimize unpleasant odors
  • Continuous hot water is provided with an in-line water heater
  • Quiet-Close Quick-Release toilet seat
  • Remote control provides user-friendly function controls in the palm of your hand
  • User presets, store to memory the control settings for two users
  • Lighted bowl eliminates the need to turn on a light at night
  • Energy save mode reduces energy consumption when the seat is not in use
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6 Comments

  1. Mark July 8, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    “Whatever happened to peeing on a tree?”

    Women can’t pee on trees, Michael, unless they’re bon-sai trees…

  2. Jack's Shack July 8, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    Mark,

    I bet.

    Chana,

    So if it wasn’t muktzeh….

    Michael,

    That is a separate post.

    Jacob,

    Ask and you shall receive.

  3. Jacob Da Jew July 8, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    For that price, you should get a tv too.

  4. Michael July 8, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Whatever happened to peeing on a tree?

  5. Chana July 8, 2007 at 4:31 am

    I’m not paying $1300 for a muktzeh toilet seat!

  6. Mark July 8, 2007 at 3:54 am

    I’ll bet it’s a bitch to clean all those nozzles and shit…pun intended.

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