Al Qaeda’s Beaver Boy

It is not Aussie Dave’s separated at birth bit, but it works. I am sorry, but it is hard to take this guy seriously. Not only does he resemble an overgrown rodent, he makes me think of Elmer Fudd. But something tells me that when his day comes he won’t find himself engaged in witty banter with Bugs Bunny.

If you haven’t figured out who this jackass is, he is Adam Yahiye Gadahn, formerly of California. Al-Qaeda has decided that he serves as a good mouthpiece and consequently we hear their threats through him.

(CNN) — U.S. Embassies and American interests “at home and abroad” are prime targets for terrorist attacks, American al Qaeda member Adam Yahiye Gadahn said in a newly released al Qaeda-produced video.

“We shall continue to target you at home and abroad just as you target us at home and abroad … ,” Gadahn — also known as Azzam the American — says in the video provided to CNN by, a Web site that analyzes terrorism.

Later in the video, which is about an hour long and takes the form of a documentary, the self-proclaimed American jihadist makes explicit threats against the United States and U.S. interests, singling out embassies and consulates”These spy dens and military command and control centers — from which you plotted your aggression against Afghanistan and Iraq and which still provide vital moral, military, material and logistical support to the crusade — shall continue to be legitimate targets for brave Muslims … until and unless you heed our demands: Stop the crusade and leave the Muslims alone,” he said.

If I were president I’d make a point of paying extra special attention to Al-Qaeda. It is time to remind them what it feels like to try and walk when a steel toed boot is shoved halfway up their rectum. I don’t like having to feel or be this way, but if they want to see what happens when they stick their hand into the lion cage it is time to show them.

I am serious about that. They aren’t playing games. They are trying to get to us. I only hope that when they come they receive the special greeting that they deserve.

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  1. Schvach August 7, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Talk about a great shot, and landing it exactly where it counts. That guy,
    supposedly of ‘partial’ Jewish descent, goes waaaaay beyond wannabe jerk, and he certainly deserves the steel toed boot treatment. Hazak Jack!

  2. Jack's Shack August 7, 2007 at 7:18 am




    It is pretty sad.


    He is something else.

  3. Debbie August 6, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Great image. He certainly looks different than when he lived in California and was a skinny teenager. I guess growing up on that halal goat farm messed him up. Apparently the al-Qaeda life agrees with him.

  4. BEAJ August 6, 2007 at 11:07 am

    His father was is an ethnic Jew. This asshole was brought up in a real screwed up way too.

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