• Skip to main content
  • Skip to secondary navigation
  • Skip to footer

The JackB

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx

  • About Jack
    • Other Places You Can Find Me
  • Contact Me
    • Disclosure
  • About Jack
    • Other Places You Can Find Me
  • Contact Me
    • Disclosure

Blood and Bagels Do Not Mix

August 7, 2007 by Jack Steiner 8 Comments

Share
Pin
Share
0 Shares

Remind me to be more careful cutting my bagel because blood and bagels do not mix. On a side note may I add that I continue to be dismayed by the horrific bagels that some people have concocted.

It is too upsetting to list them here, but suffice it to say that some of you use mayonnaise on your pastrami.

(Visited 41 times, 1 visits today)

Share this:

  • Share
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X
  • Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest

Filed Under: Random Thoughts

Things You Might Read

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. fashionista cat in a zero gravity shoe-store says

    August 9, 2007 at 9:27 am

    Jack, what would Sigmund Freud say? 😉

    Reply
  2. Jack's Shack says

    August 9, 2007 at 6:18 am

    Fashionista,

    I like slicing bagels with my knife. There is something satisfying about that.

    Miriam,

    There are good bagels in LA,plenty of them.

    Reply
  3. miriam says

    August 9, 2007 at 3:02 am

    The nearer you are to New York City, the better the bagels.

    Reply
  4. fashionista cat in a zero gravity shoe-store says

    August 8, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Sorry to spill this, but bagels originally were developed in southern Germany / Austria (the original word ‘beugel’ refers to the stirrups of the cavalry) and were then adopted by Jews living there, that liked them so much that they kept baking them – and also took bagels with them in exile. Today’s American bagels are not sooo much like those bagels of old days anymore as they typically get softened for American consumers (hence the eggs in the dough). There actually are people who have done research on bagels and have written books or chapters of books about their research. (There’s a plethora of books on where and when certain food items were adopted by Jewish people; maybe I’ll devote a post to that someday.)
    “Pizza” was derived from “pita” though, both ethymologically and technically. (Now, that should make you puff out your chests.)

    Jack, if you eat a lot of bagels, I suggest you get a professional bagel slicer as they are used in catering: insert the bagel, push the slide, and tadaaaa: perfectly cut it is.

    Reply
  5. Jack's Shack says

    August 8, 2007 at 6:34 am

    Michael,

    It is a knife that wants to be fleishig. It is the second time this thing has gone after me.

    Rachel,

    I have heard that.

    Babka,

    Muffins with a hole sounds much better.

    Reply
  6. The Babka Nosher says

    August 7, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    My hubby used to order chocolate chip bagels – aka muffins with a hole. That’s what happens when you grow up goyishe in the south.

    Reply
  7. Rachel says

    August 7, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    Panera has some particularly distressing bagel combinations.

    Reply
  8. Michael says

    August 7, 2007 at 7:55 am

    Were you at least using a fleishig knife?

    You’re right; the goyim shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a bagel…

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Footer

Things Someone Wrote

The Fabulous Archives

Copyright © 2025 · Jack Steiner