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Therapy For Ezzie

October 23, 2007 by Jack Steiner 6 Comments

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Folks in light of another tragic collapse of a team from the burning river we have taken up a collection to pay for therapy for Ezzie. If nothing else we need to get him interested in rooting for a team that might actually win a championship.

Maybe we need to send him off to The Holy Land on a Quest for Waffles. Then again our waffle master hasn’t any interest in sports so he is unlikely to lend a sympathetic ear. Von Treppenwitz is also located in the holy land and is a rabid sports fan. However he is a fan of that other team so that probably wouldn’t be a good match either.

So maybe we should just send him to see the rebbetzin and they can commiserate together.

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  1. Jack's Shack says

    October 25, 2007 at 4:45 am

    Ezzie,

    One day cleveland will win a championship and then the aliens will transport us all to Qualcon 3 where we’ll live in peace and harmony. 😉

    Reply
  2. Ezzie says

    October 25, 2007 at 4:18 am

    Did I mention that I hate you? I think I did… 🙂

    Reply
  3. Jack's Shack says

    October 25, 2007 at 4:11 am

    can not stand to spectate)

    You’re supposed to sit.

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  4. Jameel says

    October 24, 2007 at 4:58 pm

    Ezzie can play saturday night hockey with me…

    (I love to play sports…can not stand to spectate)

    Reply
  5. Jack's Shack says

    October 24, 2007 at 6:55 am

    Hyrax,

    Back in the days when I posted on DovBear I was the spelling nazi.

    Reply
  6. Holy Hyrax says

    October 24, 2007 at 3:18 am

    Its my fault that Clevalend lost. The day I opened my mouth that they were going to loose that night, they were on a loosing streak and never won.

    HA!

    Reply

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