Folks in light of another tragic collapse of a team from the burning river we have taken up a collection to pay for therapy for Ezzie. If nothing else we need to get him interested in rooting for a team that might actually win a championship.
Maybe we need to send him off to The Holy Land on a Quest for Waffles. Then again our waffle master hasn’t any interest in sports so he is unlikely to lend a sympathetic ear. Von Treppenwitz is also located in the holy land and is a rabid sports fan. However he is a fan of that other team so that probably wouldn’t be a good match either.
So maybe we should just send him to see the rebbetzin and they can commiserate together.