“We also bought about 10 vials of Sperm, at $300 bucks a pop, plus $150.00 to ship, plus paid to store it in NYC (you know, for those last minute insems) at $400.00 per quarter. We also bought BOXES AND BOXES AND BOXES of OPK’s at (oddly enough), $24.99 per box, and HPT’s at, oh, anywhere from $6.00 to 12.00 per box. And then there was more sperm, at $285.00 per pop,”
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LMAO, Mark!
Shelli – Let your friends know that I’ll be happy to cut out the middle man…
Mark,
You scoundrel.
Shelli,
That is not cool.
and here’s the kicker….
each, er, um, “donation” that a male makes, and is paid about 60 bucks for? Is broken down into 5 vials.
So when you shell out 300 bucks for .5cc of sperm? it’s 1/5 of a “donation.”
Le Sigh.
Fucking hell, I’ve flushed millions of dollars down the drain…