Who Knew That Sperm Was Worth So Much

“We also bought about 10 vials of Sperm, at $300 bucks a pop, plus $150.00 to ship, plus paid to store it in NYC (you know, for those last minute insems) at $400.00 per quarter. We also bought BOXES AND BOXES AND BOXES of OPK’s at (oddly enough), $24.99 per box, and HPT’s at, oh, anywhere from $6.00 to 12.00 per box. And then there was more sperm, at $285.00 per pop,”

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  1. Jacob Da Jew November 20, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    LMAO, Mark!

  2. Mark November 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Shelli – Let your friends know that I’ll be happy to cut out the middle man…

  3. Jack's Shack November 16, 2007 at 8:31 am


    You scoundrel.


    That is not cool.

  4. Shelli November 15, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    and here’s the kicker….

    each, er, um, “donation” that a male makes, and is paid about 60 bucks for? Is broken down into 5 vials.

    So when you shell out 300 bucks for .5cc of sperm? it’s 1/5 of a “donation.”

    Le Sigh.

  5. Mark November 15, 2007 at 12:53 am

    Fucking hell, I’ve flushed millions of dollars down the drain…

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