Mom gets sick, kids go bonkers.
Dad gets home to sick wife, crazy kids.
House looks like tornado hit it.
Daughter uses toilet- toilet is clogged.
Plunger has mysteriously disappeared.
Daughter attempts to fish out toilet items. Oh the joy of being 3.5 when nothing is really gross.
Miscellaneous items go along with all of this. Dad is losing his hair as we speak.
Excuse me, while I go cry or laugh or scream or whatever it is I do.