Readers email me all the time. Here are a few notes and the foolish answers that I decided to share with you. Can’t say that they are all that insightful or interesting, but nonetheless they are yours to consume.
Who are Johnny and June?
I see that you are busy. Far too busy asking questions. Don’t you know that curiosity killed the cat. The answer is that you know Johnny and June.
You seem like a real pain in the ass to deal with. How do people deal with you?
Usually with a deck of marked cards.
How would you describe yourself?
Here is your answer: A work in progress. How’s that.
What is your relationship to Jameel’s waffles?
I’d say murderous. He cooks ’em and I eat ’em.
How many bloggers have you met in person?