From The Mailbag

Readers email me all the time. Here are a few notes and the foolish answers that I decided to share with you. Can’t say that they are all that insightful or interesting, but nonetheless they are yours to consume.

Dear Jack,

Who are Johnny and June?

Thanks,

Dave Hill

Dear Dave,

I see that you are busy. Far too busy asking questions. Don’t you know that curiosity killed the cat. The answer is that you know Johnny and June.

Thanks,

Jack

Dear Jack,

You seem like a real pain in the ass to deal with. How do people deal with you?

-Mike

Mike,

Usually with a deck of marked cards.

Jack,

How would you describe yourself?

Yours,

Maxine

Dear Maxine,

Here is your answer: A work in progress. How’s that.

Jack,

What is your relationship to Jameel’s waffles?

-Rafi

Rafi,

I’d say murderous. He cooks ’em and I eat ’em.

Hi Jack,

How many bloggers have you met in person?

-Marc

Hi Marc,

Approximately 6.

Thanks,

Jack

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