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Chumus Wars

June 1, 2009 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

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If you Google the word Chumus, you’ll see that my friend Benji has the market locked up on the top results. Today I decided that I just can’t accept that so we’re taking steps to correct it.

I am going to build a script that inserts Chumus into all 7,000 of the posts here and within no time at all I’ll be the top dog.

It is a prelude to the coming marketing storm when our chain of restaurants Chumus King opens up worldwide. Soon the mighty CK will enter the arena sweeping the competition aside and giving hope to inferior and weak falafel balls everywhere.

That whisper you hear will grow from a barely audible Chumus to a mighty roar of CHUMUS!

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