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  1. Jack's Shack February 22, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    DJ,

    As soon as we finish our time at Spring Training.

    Fitena,

    I am happy to share the wealth. 🙂

  2. Fitèna February 22, 2006 at 8:43 am

    Hey Jack! About your good fortune, I thought it was mine! Here goes:
    “From The Desk Of SOLOMON TOURE
    Senior Staff In File Department,
    African Development Bank A.D.B
    Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso
    West Africa.
    THIS IS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS….solomon_toure2006@yahoo.com

    PLANE CRASH WEB SITE
    http:
    //www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

    ( “REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
    CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE”)
    Compliment Of The Season,

    On a very go od day. I am (SOLOMON TOURE) a senior
    staff in file
    department in African developent bank (ADB).I got your
    contact from a Yahoo Tourist Search.

    When i was searching for a foreign partner i assured of
    your capability
    and reliability to champion this businees opportunity when
    i prayed to
    God or Allah about you.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum
    of $ 15 million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an
    account that belongs t o one of our foreign customer who died along with
    his entire family in (friday december 26,2003 ) in a plane crash. Since we
    got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin
    to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless
    somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
    indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the
    plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to
    you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and
    subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t
    want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
    The Banking law and guideli ne here stipulates that if such
    money remained unclamed after five years, the money will be
    transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We
    agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in
    respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60 % would be for
    ;me and my woman colleague. There after I and my colleague will visit
    your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

    Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as
    arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account
    number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective
    communication and l ocation where the money will be remitted.Upon receipt
    of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the
    application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required
    arrangements have been made for the transfer.

    As you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you
    immediately.

    Your’s faithfully,

    SOLOMON TOURE

    POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to
    enable the
    transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will
    prove to the
    bank.As you finished reading this letter call me
    immediately so that we
    discuss very well over this business.Please call me and
    inform me that you
    received my mail, because i don’t go to net always.”

    I thought they quit fooling themselves thinking we’re stupid enough to fall for this but then… there are credule people out there who’d fall prey to this! I received lots of mails of this sort last year. Girls telling me their father was a minister and got killed y the opposition and they’re looking for someone honest like ME (how’d they know) to do their transactions! terrible!

    Fitèna

  3. Datingmaster, Jerusalem February 22, 2006 at 8:40 am

    you and Trepenwitz are in my latest post-so come and give me some meaningful comment
    r u ready for a showdown?

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