- People who use the freeway on ramp as if they are on their Sunday morning drive. Learn how to use the accelerator.
- People who think that turn signals should be optional.
- People who use the shoulder and auxilary lanes as a way to try and beat traffic.
- Brussel Sprouts, Cauliflower and Broccoli
- People who yell into their cellphones or even worse use the speakerphone option in public.
- Exceptionally obese people who wear spandex. Sorry, that look is not for you.
- Barney The Dinosaur.
- People who think that knocking on the door is optional.
- Proponents of the same sex marriage ban.
- Shepherd Smith
- The Olsen Twins
- Blogs that ReAd LiKe tHis &^#&#!Q##&#%&#&#
- Bathroom stalls that are sticky, wet and or covered with stupid graffiti.
- Tom Cruise
- Christmas Music. Just call The Grinch.
That is enough for now.
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Bill,
Armpit licking tendencies? graphic.
Chana,
Tom and Ann- good question.
Saus,
As the Flash I’d run circles around you and generate so much heat that you’d melt. But you’d still have more personality than dumbo smith.
Z,
True.
Sea,
not everyone can be perfect. 😉
Stace,
sorry the anticleveland genes give me superior taste. 😉
Tamara,
Good call.
CM,
I hate those people.
great list Jack…I’ll just add, people who don’t pull up into the intersection when making a left turn, so that those stuck behind, have no chance of making the turn too.
You left out the guy currently sitting near me in the airport….
PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO iPODS SO DAMN LOUD THAT I CAN HEAR THEIR SHIT MUSIC MUFFLED THROUGH THEIR HEADPHONES…Grrrr. Turn it down mofo!
seriously. especially the accelerator thing.
Shep is a hottie. What is wrong with you? And that voice! Ahhhhh.
The only two things I disagree with on your list is including cauliflower and broccoli.
Nothing to add…I am a proponent of restroom graffiti though. It does help pass the time occassionally 🙂
Agreed, but you left out teletubbies which is sure to retard the mental development of young children all around the world..
on Shep Smith we are a universe apart. You like the Flash, I like the Ice Man, I think we’re going to have to duke it out! (pls leave the piece on the counter.. Er once you build it ; )
My I add tailgaters? If it’s during the day, I turn my headlights on and that often tricks them into backing off.
The Evil Veggies: I am with you. I am not the President, and I don’t have to eat them, and neither do my kids.
Spandex: May FrumpyChic suggest a subdued burnt sienna floral muumuu in a gracefully hung knit?
Barney: Add Teletubbies and Boobah. Seal container shut.
Hey, my blog looks better now! LOL
Tom Cruise: I wonder what would happen with him and Ann Coulter in the same room? I have no idea what his politics are. They’re both attention-loving nutjobs.
Christmas Music: Try being trapped in the OR for knee surgery in December listening to Perry Como. Blech.
1. Agree (and those that must use the whole G-d Damn ramp and force their way in at the end)
2. Agree (and those that signal AFTER they start their turn)
3. Agreed (and Motorcyclists that weaver between cars)
4. disagree ( but to eat Cauliflower you do have to have armpit licking tendencies )
5. Agree (UNLESS THEIR FRIENDS ARE DEAF)
6. Bad mental picture (Spandex does not smooth out the lumps people)
7. I hate Barney (Sung to the Barney theme song tune – “I hate you, you hate me, let’s all gang up and kill Barney”)
8. damn you have a door on your office – Government work sucks.
9. Agree, homophobic knuckle draggers
10. Why? He’s the second most trusted news anchor in the country, is it his fault he’s Boring?
11. Why not? Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.
12. aGrEe
13. Agree but good graffiti can be interesting when you’ve had to much Mexican food and have to be there a while.
14. Tom oh yes he thinks he’s smart how wrong can a person be.
15. Tis the season to be grumpy?