I Locked My Keys in the Car
A recipe for an interesting day.
Step #1: Lock your keys in your car. Bonus points for those who are brave enough to do this in relatively deserted locations.
Step #2: Realize that not only are your keys locked in the car but you are in dire need of a bathroom.
Step #3: Run like a madman through the streets in search of sanctuary.
I’ll let you decide what other ingredients should be added to this mix.