Toilets & Stamps
Many of you probably don’t associate toilets and stamps but that is because you do not have a small child enjoys interior decorating. Because of this you have never had the pleasure of having said child use ordinary household items to beautify your home.
I would hate for you the reader not to be able to enjoy this so I’ll see if I can help you. I am fan of using of specific examples so here are some things that you can do in your home.
- Lipstick on the floor, walls, duvet and face of small child.
- Postage stamps on the toilet, walls and various walls.
- Magic Marker can be used to decorate ordinary furniture. Give the ordinary an extraordinary sheen.
One of the key ingredients in decorating your home like this is the joy you’ll receive in finding out that your own small child defeats all of the child proofing efforts you have implemented for their own safety.
Some people are outsmarted by a fifth grader. I laugh at them. They must have ordinary fifth graders. Hah! They’re missing out on the nachas generated by an almost 3 year old girl.