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Archives for June 2008

A Quick Roundup of Recent Posts

June 25, 2008 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

If you haven’t been around lately here is what you have missed:

Sprinklers
Too Much Caffeine Can’t Be Good For You
Untapped Sources of Energy
Guitar Hero
I Need A Job Like This
Why Would you Have a Pet Skunk Anyway
Soundtracks
Feedback From The Shmata Queen
Fiddling With Facebook
Vocabulary Time Part 8
I’ll Miss You George Carlin
The Best Break Up Songs Continued

And your blast from the past:

The Sins of the Father Are Visited Upon the Son
What Actor/Actress Would Play you in a Movie?
On the Outside Looking In
His Homework is My Homework

Filed Under: Shack Roundup

Sprinklers

June 25, 2008 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

(Music accompanying the post Our House– Madness or CSN&Y. Your pick,)

Ah the joys of home ownership. People often laud the many benefits of owning your own home and on the whole I do agree with them. There is something quite pleasurable about being master of the castle, however large or small it may be.

My own domicile is a very fine house. Built as part of the post WWII housing boom it has survived multiple earthquakes, riots, floods, fire and brimstone, mass hysteria etc. In short it is a house that is old enough to have a few aches and pains.

A few years back we survived the chaos and mess of a kitchen remodel. It was without question one of the best things we have done to add value to this place and it made a great background for the artwork I call Hand in The Kitchen. Did I mention it is where I store my Ginsu knife.

If you’re still reading you’re probably wondering what the hell the title means. Why would I call it sprinklers. Well, I am glad that you asked. Since we are taking the long way home I’ll link to a post I did last year in which I listed some things I want to do to the house.

If you read it carefully you’ll see that I said that the joint needs new sprinklers in the front and back. My Jack, you take an awfully long time to get things done. Well, there is some truth to that, but I also have a tremendous excuse. The fabulous city notified me that they were going to redo the sidewalks and that in doing so they would kill many of my sprinklers. I decided that since they were going to kill the sprinklers it didn’t make any sense to do the work twice.

And so I waited. It took the city a long while to get to the sidewalks, and then a good while longer to fix the sprinklers they killed. In turn I moved them down the list of priorities and took on other projects.

Anyhoo, today I decided that I was tired of having a sprinkler issue and made my way to the hardware store. Am I the only one who misses Builder’s Emporium. At the fair store I sauntered up and down the aisles and suffered great angst about purchasing a number of items that were not on the list of things I had come for.

In the end I settled down and purchased just the things I needed to fix the front sprinklers. An hour later and voila, the sprinklers were working as a team and not as individual units. For the sake of posterity and future reference there is a still a lot of work that needs to be done. Frankly I need to gut the front and back yards and redo the whole system as the existing is antiquated.

That is a job that I can do, but I think that in the interest of time I’ll probably hire someone to take care of it. While there is something quite rewarding in working with your hands, it is also quite nice to come home and have time to do things other than dig ditches.

Filed Under: Home

Too Much Caffeine Can’t Be Good For You

June 24, 2008 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

While I certainly understand how and why this is happening it is an issue that concerns me. So many people are pushing themselves to the limit. It is a recipe for major problems.

Americans are consuming caffeinated beverages as never before. In fact, energy drink sales skyrocketed in 2007. The sale of Rockstar, which contains up to 360 mg of caffeine per can, compared with 80 to 150 mg per serving for coffee, rose 38.9 percent in 2007, according to Beverage Digest. Red Bull sales rose 19 percent.

All this caffeine consumption has given rise to growing numbers of “caffeinated moms.” A study by an independent nonprofit research group, The National Sleep Foundation, found that more than 65 percent of moms drink caffeinated beverages to get through their day.

“I can definitely say without a doubt that I am addicted to caffeine,” said Sarah Kripal, mother of two from Lincoln, Nebraska. “I need about four energy drinks, three cups of coffee and a six-pack of soda every day.”

Filed Under: Random Thoughts

Untapped Sources of Energy

June 24, 2008 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

A columnist for Slate wonders if she can use her chest to power an iPod. Now this isn’t the kind of information that most of us would go searching for; but you never know when you might make an appearance on Jeopardy or be stuck on a desert island in desperate need of power.

And for now for your consumption:

“It turns out that the physics of breast motion have been studied closely for the last two decades by a gamut of researchers, most of them women. LaJean Lawson, a former professor of exercise science at Oregon State University, has studied breast motion since 1985 and now works as a consultant for companies like Nike to develop better sports bra designs. Lawson was enthusiastic about my idea but warned it would be tricky to pull off. You would need the right breast size and the right material, she explained, and the bra itself would have to be cleverly designed. “It’s just a matter of finding the sweet spot, between reducing motion to the point where it’s comfortable but still allowing enough motion to power your iPod,” she said.

Lawson explained that breasts move on three different axes: from side to side, front to back, and up and down. The most motion is generated on the vertical axis. Naturally, the bigger the breast, the more momentum it generates. “Let’s face it—if you’re a double-A marathoner, you’re probably not going to get that iPod up and running,” Lawson said. Measurements compiled by Lawson and her colleagues show that a D-cup in a low-support bra can travel as much as 35 inches up and down (35 inches!) during exercise, while a B-cup in a high-support bra barely moves an inch.”

Not quite as much as fun as the story about the mohel who beat the speeding ticket, but…

Filed Under: Caught My Eye, Useful Information

Guitar Hero

June 24, 2008 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment

I am not a musician. I don’t play any instruments least of all guitar, but I have always wanted to learn how.

This past weekend I discovered that I am one of the millions of people who love playing Guitar Hero. It is a video game in which you replace the joystick with a guitar and play along with popular rock tunes.

While I was familiar with the game and knew basically what it was I had never had the chance to play it. Frankly until I tried it I hadn’t had much if any interest at all in it. But I was pleasantly surprised at how much fun it was.

For those who are curious about which version I played it was Guitar Hero Aerosmith. It wasn’t easy for me, I need some practice time. Had a little trouble with Walk This Way, did better with Sweet Emotion and not too bad with Dream On. Still, it is going to be a while before anyone mistakes me for an expert.

And given that I don’t own a system that I can play the game on it is probably going to be a while before I get time to devote to it. But I can see spending a few bucks on this at some point in time.

Filed Under: Things About Jack

I Need A Job Like This

June 24, 2008 by Jack Steiner Leave a Comment


Where In The Hell Is Matt 2008 –

P.S. Old Matt has been covered here a few times.

P.PS. While searching for the old links I stumbled onto some old posts that I decided to air out again.

I need more fiber and more time off- Another list of stuff
I Repeat Myself-Or Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department
A Few Odds and Ends To Share with you
She is a Butterfly

Filed Under: Uncategorized

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