• Skip to main content
  • Skip to secondary navigation
  • Skip to footer

The JackB

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." Groucho Marx

  • About Jack
    • Other Places You Can Find Me
  • Contact Me
    • Disclosure
  • About Jack
    • Other Places You Can Find Me
  • Contact Me
    • Disclosure

How To Teach Your Boy To Pee Like A Man

October 8, 2016 by Jack Steiner 2 Comments

Share
Pin
Share
0 Shares

Friends, sometimes I forget there was a time when many of the posts you find here were written as a public service.

Yes, way back in the stone age of my blogging career somewhere around 2005 I wrote a post about The Germophobe.

It is a very fine piece that I recommend you take a moment to read because it covers urinal selection strategy and FPS, or “Frightened Penis Syndrome.”

Undoubtedly few if any of our female readers will be familiar with these terms or know much about some of the others covered in the post so maybe this will help shed light on unfamiliar territory.

Some men suffer from FPS, or “Frightened Penis Syndrome.” There is a long clinical description of this in JAMA and a number of other medical journals, not to mention the classic Mayo Clinic study, but rather than get too technical here is a basic description.

In its native habitat the penis is primarily a nocturnal creature who operates with stealth and guile under the cover of darkness. Sometimes when it is surprised it attempts to hide by trying to blend in with its immediate surroundings. In abathroom situation that involves immediately cutting of the flow of urine so as not to make any noise or leave a trail that can be followed by hunters or animals employed by hunters such as the penis hound. But I digress, back to our story.

If you want to learn more about the dread Germophobe and useful tips for how to teach your boys to pee like a man click here.

Go on now, urinal selection strategy is no joke and should be mastered sooner than later.

(Visited 164 times, 1 visits today)

Share this:

  • Share
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X
  • Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest

Filed Under: Children, Narishkeit

Things You Might Read

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Kenya G. Johnson says

    October 10, 2016 at 5:28 am

    Can I say, “Cute title?”

    Reply
    • Jack Steiner says

      October 10, 2016 at 5:32 am

      Sure. Thank you.

      Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Footer

Things Someone Wrote

The Fabulous Archives

Copyright © 2025 · Jack Steiner